If George W. Bush had…
Published Tue, Jan 5 2010 8:23 PM
Technorati Tags: Elections, Liberals, Conservatives, Politics
A friend of mine forwarded this piece to me in e-mail. I thought it was worth posting here. After all, I seem to recall nearly eight years of commentary about how much of an idiot President Bush was. Heck, my mother even got into the act once telling me that he was an idiot. When I compared his academic achievements to those of his political opponents and of the many celebrities that were promoting this idea she made a point of reminding me that academic ability did not refute the charges of idiocy. And so it is that I present a list of questions proposed in the e-mail – asking my liberal friends and relatives to consider carefully their response…
If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?
If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?
If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?
If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word “advice” would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?
If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?
If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?
If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?
If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?
So, tell me again, what is it about President Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry… He's done all this in 10 months – so you'll have three years and two months to come up with an answer…
Of course, in just twenty-four days it will actually have been a full year, leaving you with somewhat less than two years and ten months to come up with your answer – before you have to give it at the polls.
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Angel responded with:
 | this is a good one Perri..it says it all..truly!!! :) |
T F Stern responded with:
 | While I often stumble with format or style
Having trouble getting things to stay in place
It would seem fairly obvious
That the race card gets played
Even when race has nothing to do with it |
Glenn Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Retired responded with:
 | Nice lead in with this one, my friend. |
Dee responded with:
 | Exactly!!! I couldn't have said it better myself! |
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