For those we lost, We will not forget 09/11/2001 “Our God given unalienable rights are given to us all as individuals. They tell us what we may do for ourselves, and they are the embodiment of liberty. The so-called rights that government gives to some of us are parcelled out to select groups as classes. They tell us what one class of people may require another to do for them, and they are the very essence of slavery.”
— Perri Nelson, February 9, 2010

A bheil Gàidhlig agaibh?

A little humor from John W. Lillpop

Published Thu, Nov 9 2006 6:02 PM
Technorati Tags: Entertainment, News and Politics

...It's in our DNA to cooperate with even our most despicable and nasty foes.

To illustrate this principle, President Bush and Speaker-elect Pelosi made several public gestures of reciprocity and nonpartisan goodwill including:

  • Pelosi agreed to tutor Bush on pronouncing "nuclear," and Bush will teach Pelosi to blink.
  • Pelosi gave Bush a copy of "Alcoholics Anonymous," and he presented her with "House Keeping for Dummies."
  • On a more personal level, Pelosi gifted Bush with a dozen-used razor blades wrapped in a tally sheet showing the final Democrat and GOP head counts in the House and Senate. Bush gave Pelosi a make-up kit with mascara that melts when exposed to bright lights for more than 12 seconds, like at an historic swearing-in ceremony, for example.

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This is funny stuff. 

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